So how's this for an embarassing TMI? Periodically, the nurses changing my dressing have to shave around the wound. That's right, they totally shave my ass. If we forget to deal with the ass hair, the tape pulls on the hair and that causes Pokey Butt. Pokey Butt freaking hurts, man. You'd be surprised how much tape pulling on butt hair hurts. A lot, that's how much.
Guess what I forgot to ask about today? Yeah. I have Pokey Butt. It sucks. Hopefully the dressing change on Wednesday will be better. I hate Pokey Butt.