Attention! Attention! The missing gauze has been found and recovered from my ass!
That's right, it was in there, I freaking KNEW it was still in there. It just goes to show that I know my own ass better than anyone else. Now I hope my poor ass wound will stop bleeding and stinking and dribbling nasty discharge.
This is all pretty gross, huh? Well, wounds are gross.
But the gauze was found! Whoohoooooo!